Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat Ohhhhh Shit Part 4

Alright, so I had no clue that this would take eighteen damn days to finish, but (if you are one of the two people who actually read the other three) it is finally done! If you really did read all of these, I do appreciate it. Ok, lets get this the hell over with!


Edit: I am really fucking lazy and it still isn't done. Deal with it.

Street Fighter
Ryu
Ken
Guile (Traumatized by Mileena's hideous visage, he threw himself down a bunch of stairs)
Chun-Li
Sakura (Sai to the gut)
Alex (Shot by a moronic Stryker on accident)
Dan (Killed by Baraka immediately after stepping into the MK universe)
Rolento (Blown up by his own grenade when his arm was melted by Reptile)
Cody (Was totally fuckered by Kano's laser eye)

Vega (Was apparently dispatched by Mileena for being useless)
Sagat (Beaten to death by Jax after a viscious fight)
M. Bison
Balrog (Beaten to death by Jax while being made fun of for wearing his boxing gloves)
Cammy (Blown the fuck up by one of Rolento's grenades)
Akuma
Twelve (Triple teamed by Sonya, Jax, and Liu Kang)

Mortal Kombat

Liu Kang
Raiden
Jax (Beaten and battered, he succumbs to exhaustion after his fight with Sagat)
Johnny Cage (torn in half ((again)) by ((Twelve morphing into)) Goro)
Sonya Blade
Kitana (Skewered by Vega, taking advantage of Mortal Kombatants lack of mobility)
Stryker (Put out of his sad little existence by Cammy)

Shang Tsung
Goro (Machine gunned by Ken, who has lost all grip on reality)
Reptile
Scorpion (Stabbed to death by Cody)
Sub-Zero (Shoryuken'd into a pit of spikes)
Kano (Stabbed by Cody)
Shao Kahn
Baraka (Killed by Raiden for being a stupid character)
Mileena (Beaten down by a pissed of Chun-Li)
The heroes, recovering from the shock of losing Rolento and Jax (and also having to deal with Ken who is just not entirely there anymore) are trying to decide who is going to take Rolento's place and deal with Reptile

Round 19 Ryu vs. Shang Tsung

Ryu looks his opponent in the eyes, "Ok, I have seen just about everything from you guys. From a ninja that can launch spears out of his wrist, an identical ninja...except he was blue...that could shoot ice out of his hands...I mean, FUCK! That doesn't even make sense! Do his hands shoot water and then magically change the atmosphere around the water that he shot out? How the fuck does that work! Not to mention, you drove my best friend insane! We are strictly non-violent and now he is shooting people with a mutha fuckin' shotgun! I am ready to get all sorts of the fuck out of here!"

Ryu rushes forward, pressuring with Hadoukens and flying kicks. Hoping he either stun his opponent or get him in a corner and throw him.

Shang Tsung proves himself mostly worthy of fighting the legendary Ryu. His fireballs are just as easy to pull off and just as damn annoying. So, it was pretty much a fight of who could pressure who.

After literally doing nothing but tossing fireballs at each other for ten minutes, Ryu changed up the game. He used his Spinning Whirlwind Kick. Shang Tsung didn't have an answer for this. However, he did have one trick up his sleeve: in a puff of smoke and a flash...RYU WAS FIGHTING RYU (anyone else remember when Shang Tsung could transform into his opponent?)!!!

*Insert record scratching sound effect*

Ryu shouts, "Wait, wait...so you have the ability to transform into your opponent?!"

"Yes, you see mere mortal..."

"No drop that crap, let me hit you with some logic."

"Uh...ok..."

"If you transform into your opponent, you have access to all of their moves...right?"

"Well, yes. That is the point. A fighter may be able to fight anyone...but can he fight himself?!"

"Ok, I can see where that might be useful. But wouldn't you have to know your opponents move set to make any use of turning into that character?"

"Oh fuck"

The ensuing fight was one of such a single handed beatdown that you could almost feel bad for Shang Tsung (but no one will because he was immune to sweep attacks and Sub-Zero's slide in the first Mortal Kombat and that was the biggest pile of bullshit. Ever). It consisted entirely of Ryu mashing Shang Tsung with his specials and Hyper Combos while Shang Tsung whined, "Tell me how to do the Hadouken! This isn't fair! I don't know the moves! You're so cheap!"

Logicality!

*Ryu came rejoined the group and learned of the demise of Jax and Rolento. When he inquired as to who had replaced Rolento and dealt with Reptile, he learned that once again...Ken had 'taken' care of it. They all decided that it was time to finish this and that they would find some counseling for Machine Gun Ken when they got home*

*With all the switches pulled they moved into the next chamber. A huge room that had no other doors. Everyone mumbled something about this having to be the end...*