Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat Ohhhh Shit Part 2

Alright, so if you actually managed to make it through part one (what the hell is wrong with you) we should be best friends. And as promised, here is part two!

Just a quick recap of who is left:

Street Fighter

Ryu
Ken
Guile
Chun-Li
Sakura (Sai to the gut)
Alex (Shot by a moronic Stryker on accident)
Dan (Killed by Baraka immediately after stepping into the MK universe)
Rolento
Cody

Vega
Sagat
M. Bison
Balrog (Beaten to death by Jax while being made fun of for wearing his boxing gloves)
Cammy (Blown the fuck up by one of Rolento's grenades)
Akuma
Twelve (Triple teamed by Sonya, Jax, and Liu Kang)

Mortal Kombat

Liu Kang
Raiden
Jax
Johnny Cage (torn in half ((again)) by ((Twelve morphing into)) Goro)
Sonya Blade
Kitana (Skewered by Vega, taking advantage of Mortal Kombatants lack of mobility)
Stryker (Put out of his sad little existence by Cammy)

Alright! Now on to part two (hopefully concluding this thing, because no one wants to read this shit)

Round 13 Guile vs. Mileena

Following the cowardly Vega, the heroes came to a very long, winding staircase. Cody smirks, Thank fucking raptor Jesus we don't have the fat ass Sumo wrestler with us..."

After a good ten minutes of climbing the stupidly long stairs, they come to yet another arena looking room. In one of the dark corners is a whimpering Vega muttering something about his face and how pretty he is...you know, the usual thing Vega does.

Raiden looks around, "Should I finish him off?"

Guile puts a hand out to stop the thunder God from advancing, "You did really well last time, but he is pissed off and will be pulling out the stops at this point. No offense, but you guys just can't move like we can."

Raiden nods, "Also...we are down to four of our guys, still have six."

Guile approaches the whimpering Vega and as he gets closer, realizes it isn't Vega at all!

Mileena leaps out of the corner and tosses Vega's claw at Guile, "Die like the teenage whore you brought with you!"

Guile Flash Kicks right the fuck over that shit, lands, and promptly starts back pedaling...

"Face me you cowardly man meat! Your whiny bitch of a friend was useless, let me see what you can do!"

Guile, needing to stall for just a few more back steps, replies, "You killed Vega...he...he was on your side, tard!"

Suddenly Mileena mysteriously pulls out a couple Sai  (seriously where does she get these things from???) and hurls them at Guile.

Having successfully back pedaled enough, Guile unleashes a mighty Sonic Boom and disintegrates the projectiles and launches her into the wall behind her. Wasting no time he charges at her and uses his my (the author) favorite combo: a leaping kick, two medium punches, a low kick, and then a throw (start holding back now), and then landing a Sonic Boom right as they stand up.

Mileena was seeing double but had one last trick up her sleeve: she took off her mask.

"OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP! KILL IT WITH FIRE! NO! DO NOT WANT! NEVER! I NO LONGER WANT TO LIVE!"

Guile then sprinted out of the arena, pushed everyone out of his way, and threw himself down the giant winding stairs.

Round 14 Chun-Li vs. Mileena

Enraged by the loss of Guile, sickened by the explosive and gory death of Cammy, the Sai to the gut of Sakura, and kind of upset about Dan (just a little bit), Chun-Li was ready for this shit to be over with. She rushed at the hideous creature she-bitch, launching Hadoukens the entire time.

Mileena put her mask on (with that gaping nasty jaw, lots of shit gets caught in your throats simply by breathing without the mask) and prepared herself for this new challenger. She managed to mostly dodge the fireballs and was pleased to see they really were more of a pressuring attack than a heavy damaging projectile. Much like her Sai!

She leapt over the last projectile and went for a Sai..."NO! My vagina is out of Sai! Shit!" Landing with no weapons she watched in horror as the chick leapt onto her hands and yelled, "Spinning Hurricane Kick!"

Chun-Li managed to land every hit and then used then mashed the light kick button to deliver a couple dozen, lightning fast brain damaging head kicks. Mileena stumbled backwards and leened against the wall, "You...are a tough...bitch."

Mileena pushes off of the wall and leaps in for a kick, but Chun-Li's ant-air game is rock solid and picks her off by jumping backwards and timing out a Hadouken to ensure she lands on it! Devious!

Finally, seeing that this fight was about done, Chun-Li pressured with the Hadoukens and Spinning Hurricane Kick's until Mileena was against the wall and finished the ugly she-devil with a throw. K.O!

Round 15 Cody vs. Kano

*Ryu, Ken, and Chun-Li head back down the stairs to see if Guile is still alive and moderately sane. Cody and Rolento accompany the Mortal Kombatants through the door that Mileena was guarding, putting Mileena out of her misery as they go. Discovering more stairs, they stop to smoke a couple cigarettes and take a few pulls off of the flasks they found Johnny Cage's body.*

Finally arriving at the next level, they were confronted by a bald dude with a glowing cybernetic eye. After the Kombatants explained that this was a sadistic serial killer who loved knives, Cody got a raging hard-on and exclaimed, "Oh fuck yes, this one is totally mine."

As Cody walked toward Kano, Liu Kang remarked, "There is something really wrong with him, isn't there..."

The battle was intense. Kano launched forward with his ludacris cannonball attack thing, which was parried by Cody's tornado attack thing. Kano laughed when Cody threw rocks (with little to no explanation as to how they got there) at him and attempted to throw his butterfly knives at him. Cody, blocked these...somehow and moved forward to engage Kano in physical combat. Here, the Kombatant proved his worth and battled him to a draw.

Tired and battered, they resorted to a knife fight. With the larger dick knives (and hey, he had two) Kano was gaining the advantage, scoring many deep gashes on his opponent. Cody, in a fit of desperation, chucked a fistful of dirt (with little to no explanation of how it got there) into Kano's eyes eye, lunged forward, and buried his knife into his opposer's gut. Kano spat blood onto Cody's face and laugh, "Fuck you!"

With a sharp hissing sound, a laser shot out of his cybernetic eye and blasted straight through Cody's shoulder.

"FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!"

With that, the two fighters collapsed: Cody bleeding profusely and his shoulder smoldering, Kano with a knife in his gut.

*The rest of the Street Fighters caught up with the crowd, reporting that they had found Guile's broken, twisted body at the bottom of the stairs. The look on Guile's face was apparently that of the people that had watched the VHS tape from The Ring. They learned that Cody had fought to a valian, but ultimately deadly, draw with the ferocious Kano*

Alright, I don't know who I was kidding when I thought I could finish this up in just a couple of hours, so I will have to post a part three tonight at work. Hey at least it isn't too damn long this time. So it is now an even 7 vs. 7. Still to come: the rising anger and confusion of the Street Fighter's as they have watched five of their friend's get killed needlessly might finally come to a breaking point as they take on the strangest and most fearsome foes that the Mortal Kombat universe has to offer? Plus, what will come when the Mortal Kombatants discover that the Street Fighters have some seriously strong cheap fighters still to come!!!