The Bus is bored as hell in his last hour of work and has thought of a challenge for himself. Can I come up with an insult alliteration for the entire alphabet? I am requiring a minimum of three words and allowing for a one word break (of, the, is, etc,.) and in parentheses will provide the set up. Can The Bus succeed in his ultimate insult challenge? Will The Bus finally run out of swear words (Your God, X is going to be a bastard)? Let us see...
A - (You are being an) ample amount of ass
B - (That night at work was a) big bitch boat
C - (The Westboro Baptist Church is full of) cunted crap containers
D - (You can go) ding daddies dick
E - (Fuck I hope this party isn't full of) egotistic estrogen elephants
F - (Dude, what is that guy wearing? He looks like a) fucking fritzy flamingo
G - (I imagine her cooking would be similar to) gobling giraffe giblets
H - (I stay away from small town parties because they are full of) hate hawking hicks
I - (You damn) imbred insufficient idiot
J - (I can't understand a damn thing you say because you are a) jargon juggling junkie
K - (I didn't ever think I would say this ever, but you are seriously a) kitten killing kleptomaniac
L - (The worst inmate to deal with is that) lying little lifer
M - (Don't let Ted borrow any cash because he is totally a) money munching mooch
N - (I can't deal with this guy anymore, he is being a) nagging numb nuts
O - (I would avoid taking her on a date, she is a) one overy ogre.
P - (The job you guys did was) piss punching poor
Q - (Look at him showing off with those) quacking quail quadricepts
R - (He punched out his boss in a) raving retard rage
S - (The Bus tends to be a) silly shit show
T - (I told you not to go on a date with her! Her vagina is full of) tiny tiger teeth
U - (I think I have a mental disorder because I called my mother a) universal unicorn umbrella
V - (She thinks she has won, but really it was just a thinly) veiled vagina victory
W - (He called you a one ovary ogre? Well don't worry, he is just upset about his) whining wiggling wang
X - (Now I know that I am mental because today I called my roommate a) xenophobic xanthic xenolith
Y - (Whenever I talk to you, I think of a) yellow yelling yeti
Z - (NO! For the last time, I am not jealous of your shit, you) zelophobic zaftig zelatrix
SILLY SHITTY SUCCESS
I enjoyed T the most.
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