What can possibly make this worse? Look at the title of this entry. The thing was the fucking 158,221st Best-Selling E-Book on Amazon.com. Oh, but how many books can there really be available for the Kindle? A simple Google search will reveal that for the most current Kindle, there are 255,000 E-Books available. This piece of filth fucking beat out 96,779 other books.
What can possibly make a fast selling, pedophile guide even worse? The fucker only cost about five bucks. Five fucking dollars? For the price of two forty ounce bottles of Old English any pedophile could pick this thing up. Alright, so how many Kindles have been sold? I mean, we can hope a lot of pedophiles aren't armed with Kindles. Well, as of July this year, it is estimated that four million of the things have sold. That means that roughly one in seventy-five people in the United States. Let us look at it this way, according to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children there are 705,000 convicted sex offenders in the United States. Using my guesstimate above, we could make a reasonable guess that 9400 of these people could acquire this terrifying 'guide'. Holy fuck sticks.
Jesus fucking tits, I am moving to Nevada
Alright, what could possibly make a fast selling, pedophile guide that can be easily acquired by the (I shudder typing these words) target audience even worse? Amazon, for a while (they literally just took it down today), refused to take it down. They stated that (in summary), 'Though Amazon does not condone any criminal acts it is censorship for us to remove one book because we find their message objectionable.' Objectionable? There are a lot of fucking things that I find objectionable. There are lots of fucking things that a lot of damn people find objectionable. This is a fucking go to guide for pedophiles. Taking George Bush's bullshit memoir off the shelf because a bunch of people think it is horse shit is objectionable. Taking this pile of filth off market is just doing the right fucking thing.
How could Amazon save face? Fucking take all of the credit card and contact information from every single sale of that piece of shit and hand it over to the FBI. No one is going to babble about ethics and the moral repercussions for compromising thousands of peoples privacy because they are fucking pedophiles. No one that is not a pedophile is going to buy this book. Do you know how much the list of convicted sex offenders would grow if they did that? However many fucking people bought that fucking book.
You could have made my job a lot easier, Amazon.
What the hell is wrong with you Amazon? Seriously, just take a moment and really think about what the fuck you just did. I think at this point, even Kanye West would call you a fucking moron.
Amazon, I admittedly never bought too many products from you. However, that will continue to stay that way. I really can't see any foreseeable way to move past this and truly forgive you. I really hope that I am not the only one that feels like they were kicked in the dick by stupidity. I really hope people will think really hard about supporting a company that wouldn't stand up against this heaping pile of elephant shit out of fear of being hit for censorship. You are fucking Amazon dot fuck com. Do you really think a bunch of pedophile writers would really stand up, let alone win against you in court. Were you really worried about losing customers? Maybe you should have read a few of those negative and slanderous reviews before deleting them. People would have stood with you. Well, maybe except the fucking pedophiles you sold this to.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. WERE. YOU. THINKING/DRINKING?
Conclusion: Amazon.com...potentially run by and for pedophiles of America. You're a bunch of twatted cunts.
-The Bus
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